What would George do if his wife decided to make an manger for Christmas 🎄 that had real life donkeys and pigs 🐖 and cows 🐄 and sheeps 🐑 and George came home to all the animals 🐖🐄🐑 just staring at him and oinking/mooing/bahing and they all walk around his house and his house 🏡 is now a farm and he can’t leave for work without having a fight 🤺 with one of the animals because they want to eat his lunch 🥗
okay, wow. what a whirlwind this is. i mean, i think it’s nice that george and his wife like their mangers at christmas! i mean, it is jesus’ day, ain’t it? i suppose george might be a bit overwhelmed having all those animals in his home, especially with all the oinking waking him up and what not. also he’d probably become rather frustrated with the animals if they keep trying to snatch his food. man’s gotta eat, hasn’t he? could he ~safely~ perform the body bind spell and just shout out “petrificus totalus” at random animals and then his wife can unfreeze them once he’s out of the flat?
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What would George do if his wife decided to make an manger for Christmas 🎄 that had real life donkeys and pigs 🐖 and...