Harry: *looking with wonder at the Marauder’s Map* Is that really…?
Fred: Dumbledore.
George: In his study.
Fred: Pacing.
George: Does that a lot.
Harry: So… what do the other professors do in their spare time?
Fred: Well, we’ve seen Flitwick’s dot hopping up and down in his office loads of times… figured he had some hidden passion for aerobics, but turns out Peeves just likes to drop his wand onto shelves he can’t quite reach.
George: Then there’s Snape. Creeps about at night quite a bit, which isn’t a surprise, but after we noticed him in the Trophy Room a few times, we went down one night to see what he was up to. He was changing your dad’s name to “Rotter” on all his Quidditch awards.
Harry: HEY!
Fred: No worries, we set them right whenever he does it.
George: Man’s got to have a hobby.
Fred: Sprout sleepwalks, we reckon. Watched her bumping into the greenhouse wall for a half-hour one night. Lupin goes for a long jog in the Forbidden Forest once a month, it’s a bit odd.
Harry: And McGonagall?
George: You know old mum. Standard stuff. Classroom, office, Great Hall one minute…
Fred: …climbing the drapes, chasing birds, tipping over cups in the kitchens the next.
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